Spoiler Alert

You know that somewhat-delicious raspberry lemonade at Olive Garden?
It comes from a Minute Maid carton.
That must be part of the "Culinary Institute" Olive Garden employees attend...
Seminar #32: How to Open a Thing of Juice.

Indignantly,
Phlane

Reunited

We hadn't seen each other for more than a week, so last night we got together and discussed whether the death penalty is an archaic remnant of medieval law, or a legitimate means of dealing with gross recidivism. We cuddled afterwards.

Keeping things sexy,
the Phlane

Percentages and Fractions

Q: If 1/2 of us is traveling to the West Coast tonight and the other 1/2 is going to an early showing of the final Harry Potter film tonight then what percentage of us is cooler than you?

A: 110%

Thankfully,
Phlane

Car Gum

I keep a pack of gum in P’s car. I told him if it ever runs out, we have to break up. When we went out yesterday, I was down to my last half-piece. I gently informed P that I was going to chew it and dump him. We stopped at the Seven and bought more car gum.

Still together (for now),

 the Phlane.

Dear friends,

Yes, your cognition is accurate. Yes, your astonishment is justifiable. Yes, we are flaunting our vocabulary.
We have unilaterally decided that you want to be a part of our fascinating relationship.
Since there could be no question as to why you would want to share in our joys and sadness, tender mercies and trials, we'll instead focus our attention on the exciting story of how we met.

How We Met:
Engineer asked out Lawyer. L said yes. E took L on date.

We look forward to sharing our carefully planned and logically organized journey with you.
Cordially,
Phlane.