Wild West

Hello, Lovekins!

We apologize for our absence. School has, once again, reared its ugly, needy head and prevented us from fulfilling our weblog responsibilities. We are in the process of rearranging our priorities to ensure the proper nurture of our electronic journal and its associated joys.

This weekend we cozied up to the farmlands of [a Western state]. We won't tell you where, because you'll just want to whore up all the land with your cabins and four-wheelers. Suffice it to say, it was prettier than where you were. We had a great time, not excepting our tense stand-off with a lady cow. Neither of us are particularly well-versed in the handling of confrontational bovine, and there were a few seconds where we were prepared to defend ourselves with makeshift wooden clubs. Luckily for all involved, the cow decided to let us pass without the shedding of blood. We'll post a photo or two in the coming days, but neither of us took a picture of the cow because we thought we were going to die.

Happy Trails,
Phlane

Milestones

We've already passed the one month anniversary of our blog's birth. If we were in a relationship with this blog, we'd probably be making plans to take it home to meet our parents. We're trying to keep our heads about the blog, though, so we won't be asking it to marry us for at least another five weeks.

Speaking of taking it slow, did you know that we didn't share our magical first kiss until month 5 of Phlanedom? It's true! Here's the clean version of the story:

P and J were ............................................... but not the regular kind. After the ................................... they decided to .................................... with  .................. and unusual ....................... They laughed and .......................... .

Also, J kissed P.

We love you truly,
Phlane

Big Achievement

On to Serenity,
The Phlane

Creative Writing

We are one episode away from completing the Firefly series. Based on previous experience, we have a feeling the plot of the final episode will go something like this:

Mal gets word of a job that will redeem his self-worth/serve as retribution against the Alliance/make a lot of money. Together with the crew, he'll create a plan that seems slightly unreasonable, but theoretically doable. At first, the plan will work well. Then someone will get shot/lasered/stabbed/strangled, and the plan will go to hell. With everything in shambles, the crew will despair for their lives/their ship/their money. Mal/the Crew/the psycho chick on board the ship will come through at the very last minute with a Hail Mary play that kills several of their opponents and lends legitimacy to Mal's status as a bad-a**.

That's just our hunch, though.


Phlane

TMI

We need to get one of those "Do Not Disturb" door signs this week...
because P is studying and J is very sick.
Or, we don't know, do they sell a sign that says "If You Come In You'd Better Shut Up?"

Shut up,
Phlane