We Swear by the Best

We spent the day researching exclusive play groups for B-baby because, damnit, our dog deserves the best.

Excuse our damnit.
Love,
Phlane (Official)

Cotton Sprain

Hi!
Did you miss us? We missed you. And you missed a wild week. We are now the proud parents of a cotton candy machine. The Bar Fairy brought it last Tuesday after the Multistate Essay Exam. The Bar Fairy breaks and enters into your dwelling at night with the intent to plant a post-Bar present therein. HeShe's the best.

B-baby had a hard week. Tuesday night she got overly excited about the cotton candy machine and tried to attack the stairs. Her right back leg is sprained. Her face smells, too, but that's normal.

We also moved the kitchen table six inches to the right. It just flows better that way.

How was your week?
Rhetorically,
Phlane (Official)

Things to Look Forward to This Week:

It's not last week. Also, the Bar. That's fun, right?

Phlane (Official)

Murder in the Bedroom

It's getting worse, but we're too afraid to take away her toys.
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Utterly Too Two

Happy Tuesday!
We finally got our laundry done, in case you were fretting, and we managed to clean the suds from the dishwasher, as well.
So, we're two for two... Twosday!

What's your favorite thing to do on Tuesdays? Ours is to pretend it's not Tuesday, because Tuesdays are the worst.

Mondays and Wednesdays are also horrible.
Phlane (Official)

Inadvertent Suds

Here’s a tip, dishwashing liquid and dishwashing detergent do not function the same way in an automatic dishwasher. We always knew this, but now we really know it.

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Justified

We can't do laundry today because our one laundry basket is full. Maybe in another few days.

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Heel Dog

We're training B to be an attack dog, because the element of surprise is crucial for an attack, and what could possibly be more surprising than having your leg ripped off by a maltipoo?

We think it's going to be very therapeutic for her. She needs an outlet for her aggression that isn't Mommy's heel.

It will also be hilarious.

Anyway, we hope you are enjoying your Tuesday. You can bet that we are.
Phlane (Official)

Berry Picking

Watching B eat fresh raspberries is like watching one of the Saw movies (we imagine--we don't waste time on the ridiculous).

B doesn't just eat raspberries, she stalks the bush, finds a victim, unhinges her jaw, and massacres raspberries.

We tried to take a video of it, but it all happened so fast.

It was just so fast.

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Hiatus

We're sorry you haven't heard from us for a while, and sorry that you'll have to continue not hearing from us for a while.. These past few weeks, our Grandma's health has been rapidly declining. Last Saturday, she passed away. Grandma was a truly incredible person who taught us that the only thing more important than a box of Sees is the way you treat the people around you.

We're going to spend the next few weeks reconstructing our lives, and also studying. You may hear from us occasionally between now and then. In the mean time, please enjoy Mitt Romney.

We love you, Grandma. We hope you've already got too many projects at once in your heavenly craft room.