Sorry, Puppy.
All things considered, though, you should have seen it coming.

Phlane (Official)

P.S.A.

Why spend $130 on hiking saddlebags  for your dog, when you can empty the case law from your backpack and chuck it in there?

Dog stays safe, and you don't have to deal with the embarrassment of watching your 4lb maltipoo kick your a** up a mountain.

This has been a public service announcement from,
Phlane (Official)

Please enjoy Post-Birthday Week responsibly.

Too Tired for Title

Washed the dishes by hand today.
No lid casualties.

Also went on a big birthday hike.
Too tired to finish thi

R.I.P. Lid

We did the dishes.
One of the plastic water bottle lids fell on the heating coil of the dishwasher and melted.
Our heating coil now has a smelly, red, plastic coating.
Cleanliness hardly feels worth it.

Phlane (Official).

Dirty Debate

P argued we should wash them by hand.
J demanded we use our new dishwasher.
The dishes didn't have a preference,
which is why they're still dirty on the counter.

#dirtybirthdayweek
#wedontactuallydotwitter
#hashtagsbugus

#Phlane(Official)

Mid-Way Through B.D. Week

If you don't watch 30 Rock you won't get this. Coincidentally, if you don't watch 30 Rock, we don't get you.

Phlane (Official)

Dog v. Balloon

Not everyone's a fan of birthday week.

Blame the Sombrerito de Birthday.

Olé,
Phlane (Official)