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We've just resurfaced from Pottermore.com to let you know that Pottermore.com is finally out of beta, and that this is our life for the next six months.
Hooray, Pottermore!

Phlane (Official)

p.s. Yesterday, we ate sushi and a teriyaki beef bento box and tempura vegetables and miso soup and gourmet cupcakes and buttery rolls and beef bearnaise and shrimp scampi and chocolate ganache and strawberry cheescake.
We're planning to take it easy today, so we'll probably just eat a salad and use our pound certificate at the Sees Candies grand opening celebration.

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We're not weblogging today.
Here's Ellen.

Yours,
Phlane (Official)

Anniversary

Well, and so, we've made it one month without separating, getting pregnant, or otherwise regretting our decision to legalize our relationship.

Congratulations to us.

Also, it's Monday again. Who keeps letting this happen?

Phlane (Official)

List Learned #1

It's true that we missed a post yesterday, but we're not going to beat ourselves up over one missed day.

Here's a list of things we've learned recently:
1. How to link to something else entirely while still retaining the fluidity of a sentence.
2. That anti-gravity boots are surprisingly affordable (and would make a great birthday gift).
3. Creating several links in a single post is suuuper obnoxious.
4. Saying "suuuper obnoxious" is also quite obnoxious.
5. Having plenty of potential fresh-food options in your kitchen makes it more likely that you'll just cook a frozen pizza for dinner.
6. There is no bathroom privacy when you have a maltipoo.
7. Getting married increases your chances of (1) getting laid off, (2) learning about the deaths of former friends, and (3) causing your mom to break her leg.
8. We've only learned seven things recently.

Have a suuuper day,
Phlane (Official)

Habitual

Did you know that, on average, it takes approximately 66 days to form a habit (if the habit can be formed), and that taking a single day off doesn't reduce the chances of forming the habit?

It's true! We found our data in a post on a weblog about another post found on a different weblog about an article written about a study conducted somewhere in Europe.

Which means, of course, that by June 8th (coincidentally, really close to one of our birthdays), we will be showering you with daily weblog posts about our life without even having to think about it.

Imagine that!

While you're imagining, take a minute to worship our new dog.

Naturally, she's much cuter than your dog.

Love,
Phlane (Official)

Forgive Us Our Trespasses...

as we forgive those who didn't give us presents for getting married. Can you realistically expect us to blog when we have to go buy our own can opener?!

Not that we're entirely ungrateful. We got some truly awesome gifts from some truly awesome people. So many, in fact, that we've had to add a storage rental charge to our monthly rent. Cha-Ching!

We suppose this is our round-about way of preliminarily thanking you all for your support. We're really glad to know you and we like you a lot. We'll expound on this later when we have time to sit down and write thank you notes.

Until then, we just wanted to give you a heads up about our upcoming birthdays in May and June.
Wish lists to follow.

Thank YOU!
Phlane