It's true that we missed a post yesterday, but we're not going to beat ourselves up over one missed day.
Here's a list of things we've learned recently:
1. How to link to something else entirely while still retaining the fluidity of a sentence.
2. That anti-gravity boots are surprisingly affordable (and would make a great birthday gift).
3. Creating several links in a single post is suuuper obnoxious.
4. Saying "suuuper obnoxious" is also quite obnoxious.
5. Having plenty of potential fresh-food options in your kitchen makes it more likely that you'll just cook a frozen pizza for dinner.
6. There is no bathroom privacy when you have a maltipoo.
7. Getting married increases your chances of (1) getting laid off, (2) learning about the deaths of former friends, and (3) causing your mom to break her leg.
8. We've only learned seven things recently.
Have a suuuper day,
Phlane (Official)
Here's a list of things we've learned recently:
1. How to link to something else entirely while still retaining the fluidity of a sentence.
2. That anti-gravity boots are surprisingly affordable (and would make a great birthday gift).
3. Creating several links in a single post is suuuper obnoxious.
4. Saying "suuuper obnoxious" is also quite obnoxious.
5. Having plenty of potential fresh-food options in your kitchen makes it more likely that you'll just cook a frozen pizza for dinner.
6. There is no bathroom privacy when you have a maltipoo.
7. Getting married increases your chances of (1) getting laid off, (2) learning about the deaths of former friends, and (3) causing your mom to break her leg.
8. We've only learned seven things recently.
Have a suuuper day,
Phlane (Official)
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