90 degrees with a Chance of Christmas

It's possible that B-Baby's 18 # bag of dog food will last her through Christmas.

Winter--what a horrible thought.

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In Defense of the Burning

A lot of people are raving that Allie Hagan is "opportunistic," "mean," and a pedophile for creating Suri's Burn Book (and by a lot of people, we mean those select persons who both read and comment upon Washington Post stories).

We assume it's all code for "wish I'd thought of it first."

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Political Virgins

This is our first political post, and we think some put up and shut up is in order.

Firstly, Mitt Romney should put up. If you've paid 13% of your income in taxes, there's no reason for you to take issue with proving it.

Second, Obama should shut up. Romney's in the 1%. We get it. You don't need to keep beating that point to death.

Anybody want to talk about Syrria, the escalating war-mongering in Israel, or the imminent global food crisis?

Geeze.
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Month-Old, Timely News

Did anybody else think "Jaws" when they read about this?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2180550/Ben-Linden-shark-attack-Memorial-service-surfer-ripped-half-Great-White-held-Perth.html

We suggest a shotgun and propane tank.
Enjoy Shark Week,
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This Post is About Sex

No it isn't. We just wanted to gross you out.

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Nailed It!!!

Now, about Ryan Seacrest....

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Official Poll Results

2 out of 3 members of the Phlane household think the Mars Landing is going to be successful.

Lenny abstained from voting.

4 out of 4 members of the Phlane household don't understand why Ryan Seacrest is talking about the Olympics. Lenny thinks he's absolutely ridiculous. B-Baby thinks he dresses well.

Happy Landing,
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Doorbells and Sleighbells and Bill Murray French Fries

We watched The Sound of Music again this week. What a great show. In honor of Maria and the Captain, here are the links to our favorite things:

1. Bill Murray. 
    For all of these reasons and also for Bob Wiley.
2. Lord Voldemort on Twitter
    But only if someone else takes over and makes it funnier. We nominate:
3. Allie Hagan
    She's a hilarious writer. She writes:
4. Suri's Burn Book,
    and we want to meet her and talk trash about Miley Cyrus, and be best friends with her SO bad.

We also like this video, which was pulled for copyright violation, but re-uploaded with a cat-frame to fool You Tube.

When the dog bites, when the bee stings, when we're feeling sad, we simply tune into some great parodies, and then we don't feeeeeeeeel soooooo baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad.

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New York Hates Michael

We have thus far failed to introduce our other child to you. This is Leonard. You may call him Lenny.

Lenny does this really neat trick where he swims around all day without getting tired, and only stops to poop and eat. If Michael Phelps could do that, maybe the New York Times wouldn't have been so eager to rip him a new A-hole. Good for you, Times. Good for you.

He also does this thing where he sneaks into his castle through a tiny hole so that when J goes to feed him she can't find him and thinks he jumped through his solid, plastic aquarium roof.

That one's actually pretty cool.
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