Wednesday, August 1, 2012

New York Hates Michael

We have thus far failed to introduce our other child to you. This is Leonard. You may call him Lenny.
Lenny does this really neat trick where he swims around all day without getting tired, and only stops to poop and eat. If Michael Phelps could do that, maybe the New York Times wouldn't have been so eager to rip him a new A-hole. Good for you, Times. Good for you.

He also does this thing where he sneaks into his castle through a tiny hole so that when J goes to feed him she can't find him and thinks he jumped through his solid, plastic aquarium roof.

That one's actually pretty cool.
Phlane (Official)

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