Month-Old, Timely News

Did anybody else think "Jaws" when they read about this?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2180550/Ben-Linden-shark-attack-Memorial-service-surfer-ripped-half-Great-White-held-Perth.html

We suggest a shotgun and propane tank.
Enjoy Shark Week,
Phlane (Official)